Thursday 2 August 2007

the pessimist




If you are a pessimist then all is doom and gloom
Life takes on a shade of grey when you enter the room
You can’t be disappointed ‘cos you always fear the worst
You’re plumbing never has a leak it only has a burst
And if you have a mishap that only needs a plaster
It brings the end of planet earth or a complete disaster
That you haven’t many friends must come as a shock
Just give them “all”a friendly smile
(hope you’ve got one in stock)
then go down to you’re local
and try hard to get pissed ,you’d be the life and soul of the party
A regular optimist

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