The lay bye

I pulled into a lay bye cause I was taken short
Cocked my leg over the fence my trousers then got caught
Crouching in the nettles my nuts smarting for lent
I picked a piece of paper up labled” Keens Cement”
I wiped round my perimeter as gentle as I could
Being very cautious as anybody would
I tried to “go”much later on but thought “My god its healed”
Then discovered thanks to “Keens cement”
I found my fate was sealed.