Friday, 17 August 2007

the slimming game

This slimming game can be such fun even if you weigh a ton
Though supermarket shopping can be quite a stint
With your reading glasses going though the smallest of print
There’s never time to stand and chat when you’re
Sorting out the sugar from the saturated fat
Then you wonder what they’l come up with next
When your working out the fibre and the G.I. index
Sometimes you wonder what your teeth are for
When some “expert”says you’l lose more weight
By drinking through a straw
I think I’l settle for the band around my tum
I can’t afford to wait five years
For the slimming chewing gum.

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