Monday, 23 July 2007

You Can't Win

Have you ever wondered when you dropped your bread and jam
Why it ends up jam side down sort that out if you can
When you go to the toilet bursting for a pee
There’s always someone in there taking ages seems to me
When you approach the traffic lights I’ve often heard it said
When you get within twenty yards it always turns to red
And when you’re travelling through a town
You don’t know well at all you always meet diversions
That can drive you up the wall
You end up getting lost at best going miles out of your way
So leave the car at home next time you can’t win anyway.

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