Inside your head

Each night as you lie so snug in your bed
It’s amazing the thoughts that come into your head
You oft’ take a trip down memory lane
Re-living the moments that gave the most pain
The times you were ducked before you could swim
When someone pinched your coat from out of the gym
Like locking yourself out of the house in the rain
Losing your wallet and searching in vain
“these things are sent to try us said the accused in fury
as he looked across at what passed for a jury
but things are never as bad as they seem
you can settle for milk if you can’t have the cream